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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
Since he likes to fuck to Chinese.....Jajjajja
The movie blair's brujas..................Jajajaja
Time to turn on the TV and watch the most beautiful woman...
got a secret, can you keep it?
swear this one you'll save
better lock it in your pocket
taking this one to the grave
if I show you
that I know you
wont tell what I said
'cause two can keep a secret if one of them is...dead
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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
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hello everyone ....
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Yeap, whatever... :/
Im not a perfect person.
father forgive me, i tried not to do it, turned over a new leaf then tore right through it whatever you taught me
Whatevaaaaaaaa!!
A woman is telling her friends, ‘Of course it was me who made my husband the millionaire he is today.’ ‘What was he before you got married?’ asks a friend. ‘A billionaire,’ replies the woman.