Y este es uno de mis más favoritos:
Two polar bears are sitting next to each other. At some point one of them says:
-Bill, can I ask you something?
-Sure, what is it?
-Well... are we polar bears?
-Of course we are.
-Okay...
5 minutes later:
-Bill, can I ask you something?
-Yep?
-Are you sure we are polar bears?
-Yeah, man, of course I'm sure, what's wrong with you?!
5 minutes later:
-Bill, I can't take it any more! Are you SURE SURE we are polar bears?!
-Yes, damn it, we are polar bears!!!
-Then why the f*ck am I so cold?!?!?!
Es muy gracioso cuando lo cuento en vivo, no sé cómo se ve por escrito :d
Flies with a broken wing, she's ever so graceful, so like an angel,
but I see, tears flow quietly.
And I can't take it, no I can't help but wonder...
Why do we sacrifice the beautiful ones?
How do you break a heart of gold?
Why do we sacrifice our beautiful souls?
Heroes of tales unsung, untold.