Say whatever

[isa_rios]

-Dad, I'm hungry.
-Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
-Dad, I'm serious.
-I thought you were Hungry?
-Are you kidding me?
-Nope, I'm Dad.

[JoseAntonio1]

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."

[manu_el_italiano]

-Dad, I'm hungry.
-Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
-Dad, I'm serious.
-I thought you were Hungry?
-Are you kidding me?
-Nope, I'm Dad.

I admit I didn't undestand anything!

[JoseAntonio1]

I admit I didn't undestand anything!

OK oK, we are all trying to learn a bit of english here.

This is my own interpretation of the joke: Substitute were it says "I'm" by "MY NAME IS" and "you were" by "YOUR NAME IS" and may be you will see how the father is trying to make a fool out of the child.

[JoseAntonio1]

"Not now kidd!"

[kashia]

[JoseAntonio1]

Could you please try all these for me and tell me if it fits you well?

[kashia]

Could you please try all these for me and tell me if it fits you well?

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no and those lingerie are ugly , I don't like those

[JoseAntonio1]

jajajajajjjajjaja
no and those lingerie are ugly , i don't like those

私はあなたの下着を与える

[Mechanic Hamlet]