Curso intensivo de inglés

[vca]

shamukita muy bueno

[angeel]

jajajajajajaja XD

[valetom]

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in your learning.
For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish. (léalo en ingles, está genial!).
a.. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner.
b.. N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair.
c.. Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man.
d.. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little John is a chickenshit.
e.. S toy tree stone = estoy tristón = I'm kind a sad.
f.. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
g.. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
h.. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
i.. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
j.. See eye = si hay = yes we have
k.. T n s free o ? = tienes frío = are you cold?
l.. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
m.. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you.

[Caballero Blanco]

Muy bueno shamu.